What people will post on e-bay for money...

The Tonner Doll company has made a great deal of traction in the Twilight fan world with their rather pricey character dolls, like one of "Hungry Edward," Edward at the prom, and Edward generally.

Their product, it seems, is being reinvented in a, well, interesting way.

This doll, called "Eward Cullen" is "repainted" to place make-up on the doll's face. According to the seller, "His face has been re-done with acrylic paint and hair has been re-trimmed to reflect a more resemblance of Robert Pattingson from the movie. He will come with his complete outfit. My camera did not do justice to the face paint at all. He looks better in person." The price tag? $159.99 plus $25.00 flat rate shipping.

My thoughts:

I'm sorry, since when is Robert Pattingson Pattinson a transvestite? Does

this person actually think that people are going to spend close to $200 on this nonsense?? HELL! I wouldn't even pay a dollar for it! We all know there are those intensely crazy fangirls out there, but for serious. This is nasty.

This may have actually helped my insomnia because I am pretty sure I won't be sleeping for awhile now that I have seen this. There are so many things that I could say about this-but at the risk of being rude. I am just going to stop talking now. Definitely just need to stop talking..