Wednesday, October 21, 2009

The Vampire Craze: An in depth analysis

The Vampire Craze: An In Depth Analysis Of The Hottest Male Vampires

Brace yourselves. 

This may come as a complete shock.

Vampires are sort of, what's the word, in right now. I mean, if you haven't been living in Antarctica this past year, you may have noticed a very obvious trend. Remember way back in the day when every guy wanted to be Neo from The Matrix because he had that cool trench coat and could do sweet flips? Those days are long gone. Today it's all about fangs and an aversion to sunlight. Goth is back. Pale is the new tan.
And really, we shouldn't be all that surprised. Vampires are hot. They don't age. They look good in black. Some of them have inner-turmoil issues. Granted, they drink blood and that's kind of gross, but so are hot dogs and most of us love those. Who are we to judge?

Let's embrace this trend. Instead of rolling our eyes at the plethora of Twilight memorabilia lining the walls of every store, let's take a moment and analyze why there is so much Twilight memorabilia lining the walls of every store. And I'm not talking about dissecting the literary merits of the books (because what would I write about after the first paragraph?). Instead, I want to focus purely on sex appeal (you know, what's important). Costume and make-up designers work hard to create these gorgeous male bloodsuckers, and it's time to give them credit where credit is due. Here's a countdown of the greatest, most stunning, most please-bite-me-now creatures of the night ever. I'll tell you what works, what doesn't work, and why I want – no, need – to be alone in a dark alley with them.

Guidetobeautyschool.com listed down the top 20 Hottest Vampires. Now, if this were MY list, of course it would have been a little different!! 

Coming in at 16th place on the list is Kellan Lutz as Emmett Cullen:



 
And coming it at SECOND freakin' place is Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen:


Yeah, so..I obviously would have thrown Rob in at number ONE! also tossed some Cam Gigandet,Jackson Rathbone and some Charlie Bewley in there. But oh well, life isn't fair..what are you gonna do about it??


Hope you enjoyed that little snippet!!
xoxo.
Rachel.

CLICK HERE to see who beat out our favorite vamps!!

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