Lainey's version

Lainey has some pictures of Rob and Kristen in Paris on their balconies smoking.  We are not going to post the pictures because we don't like those kinds of photos but we are going to post her hilarious "article."  I personally love Lainey's comments about Robsten, she is a total no believer.  So here it goes, here is her comments that goes with the pictures (to be clear she is making a joke and is not serious at all with these comments).  She gets a lot of hate mail, but she says it like it is.

Biiiiiiiiiiitch!

Get you’re dirty ass of that balcunny in Paris with Robert Pattinson, HE DOESN’T BELONG TO YOU!!!!!!!!!

What’s funny? What’s FUNNY??? Do you think it’s funny to lie and make bad shinaniguns?

Because Rob loves her and not you. Just like Bella loves Edward and NOT Jacob. Your not even 2nd best, you are in the dirt and I will kick it in your face. You old UGLY BAG! Let me kick that smile off your f-ckin face you piece of sh-t, how dare you do this to Kristen?

Your just jeluss that you R not as pretty as KSTEW. C-nt whore crack baby asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robsten is the most amazing love story EVER and your just trying to get in their because Rob is the most beautiful man in the world but that will NEVER happen you bitch so why don’t you just suck it on your stupid nipple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!

I hate you! Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don’t go spoiling their French premeere of New Moon because I will cut a bitch and that will be you. Why isn’t Kristen Stewart on that balcunny with you? Is it because you set this up? Well KSTEW looks happy. Happy every night to be make sweet love with Rob every night, sister stupid!

Smoking is bad, Rob, please don’t smoke anymore.

Robsten is life. Robsten is love. Robsten is forever.

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xoxo
Carrie