Cosmo's Fake Awards: "And the Winner Is..."
Grabbing an Oscar or Golden Globe is great and all, but we’ve noticed that they leave out some of the most important categories — like whose pecs gave the greatest performance. So we’re bringing you the five fake titles that we wish would be given out this awards season.
Sexiest Bloodsucker
Winner: Robert Pattinson (New Moon)
Nearly a year after he made us rethink our stance on moody men with milky-white complexions, R-Patz returned to the big screen even paler, sulkier, and drop-dead sexier than ever.
Close Second: Paul Wesley (Vampire Diaries)
We got seriously sucked into the CW’s Vampire Diaries by its smoking hot breakout star — oh, and its, uh, awesome storyline. P-Wes’s smoldering stares, James Dean-style wardrobe, and intense, R-Patz-like emoting kept us coming back for more.
Nearly a year after he made us rethink our stance on moody men with milky-white complexions, R-Patz returned to the big screen even paler, sulkier, and drop-dead sexier than ever.
Close Second: Paul Wesley (Vampire Diaries)
We got seriously sucked into the CW’s Vampire Diaries by its smoking hot breakout star — oh, and its, uh, awesome storyline. P-Wes’s smoldering stares, James Dean-style wardrobe, and intense, R-Patz-like emoting kept us coming back for more.
Best Pectastic Voyage
Winner: Taylor Lautner (New Moon)
When Bella ditched Taylor’s Jacob for Robert Pattinson’s Edward in New Moon we thought, “Um...seriously?!” We obviously love our R-Patz, but (sorry, Bella) Taylor’s highly lickable chest would’ve definitely kept us in Forks.
Close Second: Channing Tatum (G.I. Joe)
We seriously considered enlisting after catching a glimpse at this sexy stud’s second-skin G.I. Joe armor.
When Bella ditched Taylor’s Jacob for Robert Pattinson’s Edward in New Moon we thought, “Um...seriously?!” We obviously love our R-Patz, but (sorry, Bella) Taylor’s highly lickable chest would’ve definitely kept us in Forks.
Close Second: Channing Tatum (G.I. Joe)
We seriously considered enlisting after catching a glimpse at this sexy stud’s second-skin G.I. Joe armor.
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Carrie
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