Twilight Cast Urban Dictionary Meanings

This is funny, thanks Twifans

Ok so i got really bored today and decided to look up the casts names on the Urban Dictionary and some of the meaning that came up were kinda funny so i have decided to post some my favourite ones :)

Robert Pattinson

My future husband. A sex god. Sex on legs. Drop dead gorgeous. Man who will be playing the infamous Edward Anthony Cullen in the movie "Twilight" based on Stephenie Meyer's amazing book series named "Twilight". My obsession.

Oh my god. Robert Pattinson is the sexiest male on this earth

Basically, sexiest man alive. Sex bomb. My sex on legs. Gorgeous. Amazing. Talented. Everything a girl could ask for.

Best known for his role in Harry Potter GOF, but getting even more well known for his upcoming role as Edward Cullen, vampire sex god extraordinaire, in the movie version of Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight. He will be perfect for the part, so Gaspard Ulliel can suck it!

He has an assortment of adorable nicknames, including R-Pattz and Spunk Ransom, which he came up with in an interview for MTV.

Robert plays piano and guitar, and is a very talented singer. And of course a very very extremely talented actor.

And he is a freaking sexy beast!

Jill: Sara, what are you daydreaming about now?
Sara: My future husband, Robert Pattinson! *swoon*
Jill: Sara, you know you won't actually marry him.
Sara: THATS WHAT YOU THINK. AND YOUR WRONG.

Idiotic, Meaningless Soul: Ugh. I cant believe Rob Pattinson got the part of Edward!
Sara: Excuse me? Did you just complain about Rob getting the part? I thought you said, "I SHOULD DIE."

the hottest guy ever to walk planet earth

in one word-- prefection

i frequently dream of Robert Pattinson

Kristen Stewart

Extremely talented and gorgeous young actress ..who also happens to be resented and hated on by hundreds if not thousands of girls because she co-starred along side actor Robert Pattinson and is his rumored girlfriend..this breeds hate in others ..hense the other hate comments describing her as ugly..and non talented..both of which are completely false.

Kristen Stewart is so ugly..blah blah blah..this is hate from bitchy little girls that are jealous of her.

One of today's best young rising stars. Kristen Stewart has been in many films including but not limited to: Catch that Kid, Into the Wild, Twilight Saga Series, The Runaways, Welcome to the Rileys, Speak, Adventureland, The Messengers, Cake Eaters, The Yellow Handkerchief, In the Land of Women, and many more. Kristen Stewart is a real down to earth girl who does not let fame get in the way. She is the best. End of story.

The amazingly hot and tallented young actress that all men want to bang.

Dude did you see that new Kristen Stewart movie? I would totally tap that shizz.

Taylor Lautner

Cutest guy in the world. And by cute, I mean cute-cute, not hot-cute, even though he is, sort of. Taylor is also what many consider to be a future Disney representative, as he is constantly smiley and should have his own TV show just for that. He'd dazzle little girls all over the world. Known best for being Jacob Black in New Moon, he looks a million times better without the wig.

TwiFan1: OhMiGawd, isn't that Taylor Lautner, aka, Jacob Black??
TwiFan2:OMT! It is!
Taylor: *smiles*
TwiFan1: He's so CUTE!

An actor in Twilight that many little girls obsess over, but to the wise will always be known as Sharkboy- a kid that prances around in a spandex robot-shark suit, trying to convince himself that he is badass while he sings songs about dreams.

Poor naive child: "Ohhh that Taylor Lautner is sooo dreamy!"
Sensible and clever individual: "Sharkboy? Oh I see. You're one of them. It's okay. One day you will hopefully come to your senses."

Ashley Green

there wasnt any for Ashely or Alice :(

Jackson Rathbone

Jackson Rathbone, born in Singapore. He has lived in many places ranging from Indonesia to Midland, Texas. He went to a performing arts school in Michigan, Interlochen Arts Academy. After he decided to go to LA to try things out. Low and behold he turns out to be dare I say it the best up coming actor of our time! I've heard, the next Johnny Depp? I THINK SO! Most know him as Jasper Hale on Twilight but he has done far more including movies like Dread, Hurt, and Senior Skip Day, ect. So not only can he be a Sexii Vampire but also play a very cute pot head! He will also be in the upcoming M. Night movie The Last Airbender! Oh! and did I mention he is in a band?? That's right girlies, his band is 100 Monkeys! Btw they are fantastic! So I would watch out for this multi-threat Actor!

Bernice: I just love Rob Pattinson
Ruby: No way! Jackson Rathbone is way better!
Bernice: Jackson who???
Ruby: You idiot he plays Jasper the brooding blonde one that used to be a Major in the army! Not only is Jackson an actor but he also sings, plays guitar,harmonica, drums, and trumpet and who knows what else in his band 100 Monkeys!
*Ruby shows Bernice a picture of Jackson and let her listen to 100 Monkeys on her Ipod*
Bernice: OH YOUR RIGHT!! HE IS AMAZING!!

1) The only reason I sat through Twilight and New Moon.

2)The man who is single-handedly hotter than the rest of the male cast of Twilight and New Moon.

3) Kick-ass musician in the band 100 Monkeys.

4) All round sexy mo-fo.

GIRL 1: OMFG Jackson Rathbone!!
GIRL 2: Who the fuck is that?
GIRL 1: DUDE! Sexiest man alive!!

Kellan Lutz

A very strong very muscular man who is very very extremly hot and sexy. he has been in movies like Twilight, Stick It, Accepted, and Ghosts of Goldfield. he was also a model for abercrombi and fitch and by the way he is HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

girl 1- "did you see that new picture of kellan lutz on TMZ."
girl 2- "yea man he was so HOT, i love him."

(that was the only one they had for Kellan)

Nikki Reed

A beautiful and talented actress best know for her role as Rosalie Hale in the Twilight movie. She also co-wrote and starred in the movie Thirteen, which was based on her life. She's super hot and has amazing legs.

Also In:
Cherry Crush
New Moon
Minnies First Time

Dude 1: Dude! Did you see Nikki Reed getting eaten out in that movie Cherry Crush?!

Dude 2: Yeah! It was so fucking hot. Did you see her as a blonde in Twilight?

Dude 1: You're gay.

Peter Facinelli

they didnt have one for peter but they had one for his nickname PFach :)

Nickname for Peter Facinelli, better known as Dr. Carlisle Cullen in the Twilight saga. It was first Tweeted by Facinelli on July 11th, 2009: "From now on I'd like to be referred to as PFach so I can have a cool nickname like RPatz. lol"

One Twitter user: omg PFach is a trending topic! lolz

Elizabeth Reaser

didnt have any for her either :(

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xoxo
Carrie