Friday, September 23, 2011

50 Movie Stars, 50 Porn Star Names

The "porn star name game" is a time-honored tradition in America.
It's a game pretty much anyone can play, depending on the rules -- we employ the First Name: First Pet, Last Name: Street You Grew Up On method (our apologies to those with allergies, maybe you had a goldfish?). And the results are, without fail, hilarious.
We asked 50 of our favorite movie stars in Hollywood -- including Megan Fox, Ryan Gosling, Anne Hathaway, Gerard Butler, Katie Holmes, Jon Hamm, Emma Stone and Neil Patrick Harris -- for their porn star names. They did not let us down. Click through the gallery for all 50.

Cam Gigandet

Porn Star Name: Holly Morningcrest

"I'm not sure what kind of porn movies I'd be doing with that name, but I'm stickin' with it. Holly was a Golden Retriever ... they're delightful."

Kellan Lutz

Porn Star Name: Brandy Sheena

"Okay, so Brandy. I had a cocker spaniel named Brandy. And then Sheena, I guess? Brandy Sheena? Man, I wish I had like a cool street or a cool anything. My roommate's is Bud Sherwood. Because his dog was Bud and then his street was Sherwood. So I’m going to adopt my roommate's, Bud Sherwood. It just sounds so much cooler! I mean Brandy Sheena, is just ... I could be a wrestler. [in best announcer voice] 'Brandy Sheena!'"

Bryce Dallas Howard

Porn Star Name: Frisky Lowercross

"My first pet was named Frisky, and the street that I grew up on was Lowercross Road, so it could be, like, Frisky Lower! Or, like, Frisky Lowercross. I just can't believe that my first pet's name was Frisky."

Julia Jones

Porn Star Name: Greta Lockstep

"She's a giant schnauzer. A large black guard dog."


nextmovie for the rest
xoxo
Carrie

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