Showing posts with label Ted C. Show all posts
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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Ted C Praises Kristen

Michelle Williams Gains Weight for Meaty Role

When will all these H'wood hotties learn that ditching the glam is the fastest way to Oscar gold? Or, ya know, at least focusing on talent instead of looking Photoshop-perfect in every frame. And in this town, the weighty issue is always, well, weight.
Too many fab gals have gone the route of thinning down to meet T-town standards, so it's nice to find talented babes who focus more on their work than shedding pounds. Take Michelle Williams:
"Not that many girls out there are shooting Vogue while gaining 15 pounds," Jamie Patricof, producer of M's latest flick, Blue Valentine, revealed at a recent screening of the controversial film.
The 15 JP is referring to is the weight Michelle put on a one-month break between shooting the flashback portion of the film and the present-day stuff. Her secret? Ice cream galore, of course!
And yes, Michelle shows it all off in the flick (in a totally non NC-17 fashion, mind you). No shame here!
Which is great since that (slightly) curvier figure is getting plastered all over Vogue covers—she shot the spread one week after the film wrapped. Isn't it lame that this is considered brave in Hollywood these days? It's like when straight actors are "so courageous" for playing a gay role.
But nevertheless, it does remain brave for T-town, so kuddos to Michelle!
Very Kristen Stewart in Welcome to the Rileys, we say, ditching "perfect" and "pretty" for real. But that's what's going to separate these two Young Hollywooders from the buxom superhero babes or mildly funny girlfriends.
Oscar voters, you're looking at your future nominees!

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xoxo
Carrie

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Will Eclipse be sexier?

Wow. It has been so long since I have read The AWFUL Truth I almost forgot it existed...just for a brief moment in time. Leave it to Ted C to always get a laugh out of me, even if it is for something completely ridiculous.

Anywho, here is of course..another one of Ted's goodies.

xoxo.
Rachel.

Taylor Lautner spent the last year all pumped and primped within an inch of his girlie gym-body tummy, but to what end? We went on a mission to discover if all that sweat will finally pay off in his next TwilightKristen Stewart. appearance alongside the gal he so doesn't deserve,
We demanded to know just how love-tingling Eclipse, due this summer, may or may not be (we actually may be seeing it shortly).
Super plugged-in source Deep Twi responded:
"It's more about the fight scenes. They're awesome; it's what it's all about."
Like idiots, Taryn and I inquired about this grave matter with great hope, since Breaking Dawn, we're still assured, will be "very" sexy and "much more" emotionally romantic between stars Robert Pattinson and Stewart.
As to whether or not Lautner provides K.Stew with some more ab-perfect battling for her R.Pattz allegiance in Eclipse, we were told:
"No, it's even more action than New Moon, that's where the tension is between them all."
Damn those Mormons. They're always causing such problems. Stephenie Meyer, who's still watching the fantastically successful baby she created like a sexually repressed hawk, is constantly swooping in and asserting her wait-until-marriage sex thing. This has got to stop.
"She's still a creative consultant," another Twi insider relayed to us. "Everything goes by her."
Translation: No bumping uglies—or anything remotely close—transpires until Edward and Bella are properly united in Breaking Dawn. So not fair. Not to mention preposterously ridiculous. Could you imagine if Miley Cyrus had been cast as Bella instead of Kristen? Exactly.
Still, guess the good news is that B.D., in all it's church-sanctioned matrimonial nooky, will be a celluloid treat for all of us who just can't wait for Rob and Kris—I mean Edward and Bella—to finally get it on.
I mean, how much horny longing and moping can fans of romantic movies take?
It's torture, nothing less!

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