LALALA!

Well guys!! It has been a long time since I have posted anything! I have been pretty sick and very busy dealing with some other things in my life, but I am here! Of course, I am ENTIRELY out of the loop and will have to spend a few days on Twitter catching up on everything that I have missed. Which, I am sure is a lot.



Is Robsten out yet? What about TaySquared? Any new Remember Me stills? Any new Eclipse stills?? I will just have to find out! I will read over everything that the amazing Carrie and Robstenfan have posted, to see what has been going on! First and formost, I am going to thank everyone for their patience. You know I love all of you so much. Thanks so much to Carrie and Robstenfan for dealing with my absence and not being jerks about it!

So, while I prepare myself for the mass amounts of posts I need to do, including a long awaited first hand look at the New Moon Premiere from an awesome lady, @jasper_lover, I am going to give my opinion on New Moon!!
 
Now, I was incredibly sick when I went to see New Moon, but I have went to see it again, just so that way I was sure that my judgement was not clouded!!
 
Do I think it was worth the wait? YES I DO!!
 
Personally, I think Taylor Lautner knocked it out of the park. He portrayed Jacob perfectly, I was very very very impressed. I do feel that the chemistry between Jacob and Bella by far beat the chemistry between Edward and Jacob. I understand the story line, and understand that Edward is supposed to come across as cold and what not, but would it kill him to have some facial expressions??
 
There was also a lot of cheese in the movie!! For example, what I like to call Edward's Calvin Klein moment, when you first see him walking to Bella in the school parking lot, and his shirt is flying in the breeze and it is all slow motion. PUH-LEEEASE! CORNY!! Oh, and when Sam jumps off the cliff and that is slow motion, close enough on his chest that you can see some pores? Seriously???
 
Anyways, to sum it up. I loved the movie. I can't wait for the special features. It will be a great day in my life.
 
Tonight, will be AWESOME, there will be lots of stuff coming your way.
 
I am glad to be back, I missed you all!!
 
xoxo.
Rachel.

@TwilightNinjas is in Jail

YUP!! You read that right folks!! Because I am a chatterbox, Twitter decided it didn't like that so jailed the @TwilightNinjas Twitter account just recently. That has actually never happened to us before, and that's what I get for talking so much. I thoroughly blame these people: @Robstenfan,@teambewleyintl,@jasper_lover,@teamalice123 and @Aimleslydreamin

Yup.It's all their fault!! No, okay, I am totes kidding. It's not there fault I make them put up with my retardedness and force them to humor me by pretending to laugh at my incredibly lame jokes!

Anyways!! I just wanted to post this, so that way people would know. If you know anything about Twitter Jail, then awesome-leave a comment and let me know when it will be back!! I am thinking within a few hours. They can't punish me for that long for being FRIENDLY! Now I know why 'Britney Porn' has so many different accounts that try to follow us!! TWITTER JAIL!!

PS. #TwitterJailSucks
       #TwitterJailIsADouche

PPS. For now, please follow @carebear417 and @rachelninjas to get your updates!!

#GoTeamTwitterCriminals

xoxo.
Rachel.

Oh Kristen..

Kristen,

Why is it that every time I see a new photo of you I start fangirling? I mean, looking at it logically there really is no reason for me to get so excited about new pictures of you. I mean, I'm not a lesbian so looking at new photos doesn't exactly get me squee worthy like it does when I see new photos of Rob/Charlie Bewley. It's a very strange situation for me. While all of your pictures totally have me girl crushing, there's still that question-why?

So in the middle of posting these amazing outtakes from the Dazed and Confused shoot, I am going to attempt to break it down for myself everyone, and finally figure out what it is that I love so much about you!

1. I am pretty much partial to anyone who just doesn't give a flying f**k! Okay, so I am not saying that you don't actually care about anything, because it is quite certain that you are very passionate about certain aspects of your life. So what I mean by that, is you aren't picture perfect. You have flaws, and flaws are the exact thing that make a person special. You are you.Period. You own it, love it, and rock it with not even giving a second thought to how other people perceive you. Because of this, you make a great role model to young girls, letting them know it truly is okay to just be yourself. Minus the smoking and drinking of course.(I can't say anything, because I do it too, but between you and I, we both know that shit is looked down upon!)


2. You seem non materialistic. While material possessions can be pretty awesome, it's good to see someone famous who isn't walking around with her puppy in a $10,000 purse. You probably spend more money on dinner than you do on your clothes. And let's face it, it's nice to see.

3. You can rock any hair style or hair color. We have seen you with short hair, long hair, mullet hair and whatever other type of hair there is and we have seen it in an array of different colors. And guess what? You still look incredibly gorgeous no matter what the length, style or color. You are just naturally beautiful. You don't need none of that shit enhanced at the local plastic surgeons office in LA, and that's the way it should be.

4. You're an animal lover. I am partial to anyone who loves animals! You love your cat, and would "die without him" despite Rob's downer "You only have a few years left, cats don't even live very long", I mean seriously Rob? Seriously? That was like telling a 5 year old Santa Claus doesn't exist. Stay away from the babies Rob!

5. You wear bikinis with pot leafs on it. HELLLLLOOOO?? I don't smoke it myself, but regardless, that shiz made me smile.

6. You're playing Joan Jett.Enough said.

7. You have really great bitch faces, and I love bitch faces. I am actually just waiting for you to go all Kung Fu Fighting on some pap. That would potentially be a very big highlight in my life. Please make that happen. I know I know, publicity and all that nonsense, it wouldn't be good for that. But seriously, I know you've thought about it. Hell! I've thought about it and I don't deal with it.


8. Speaking of paps. You're not an attention whore, which I love. I don't know how many times I have said it, but I can't stand those little hollywood starlets ie: Paris Hilton/Miley Cyrus/Heidi Montag(Pratt?), whatever the hell she is these days. They are always just flaunting their shit to get attention. Acting like it was just some coincidence it got caught on tape. PLLLLEASE. You may or may not occasionally look like you've got something to hide by the running from them. I can't blame you though, I would too, and who knows..maybe all those vids where we see you running, you are actually hiding some new, amazing hot pocket prototype that has yet to be released. They  just know you and Rob are such big fans that they are letting you test them out early!! Keep that under wraps girl!!


That's all for now folks, stay tuned for part 2 for more of my 'reasons why I love KStew'. Hope you enjoyed the pics!!


Leave a comment in the comment section telling me why YOU love KStew, hell, even if you don't like here tell us why that is! We support everyone here! Team Edward, Team Jacob, Team Riley, Team Daddy C, Team Charlie, Team Bella, Robsten, Nonsten, whomever you are and whatever side of the fence you are on. You are welcome here and we wanna hear from you!!


xoxo.
Rachel.


That's all for now, check the post later on for some more reasons as to why I love KStew.

xoxo.
Rachel.

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The Breakup Scene..

Well folks, after a few hours of thinking about it. I have decided to not post the Rome behind the scenes video OR the breakup scene video. I have also decided against posting the screencaps that I took.

Yeah, I know you are probably thinking "WHAT?! What the hell is wrong with this girl?! Carrie is the only one that knows what's going on around this place!!" (LOVE YOU CARRIE!!) I am actually pretty surprised with myself, because usually I jump on posting things that are super super super exciting! Maybe Carrie will post the video, if she wants to. You might have to be EXTRA nice to her though:) She deserves it.

Well, since I personally am not posting it. I am going to give my wonderful, witty rundown of the clip. Basically, if you haven't watched it yet. Try not to watch it. That shit DESERVES to be seen on the big screen for the first time. It is pure heartbreaking. I remember, reading New Moon and being all "EDWARD!! you are such a stupid douche! If you walk out on her I swear to god I am totes Team Jacob from NOW ON!! Don't you freakin' test me Edward!!!", I was seriously pissed off. Through all of that though, reading it I was actually able to feel the heartbreak that Bella felt.(I know, I'm such a softy). Watching it on film though, seriously, wow. I was speechless, every time I watched it(which may or may not be a 100 times) I teared up. Everything in the scene played out so perfectly. I found myself feeling the same anger towards Edward that I did when I read the book.

Robert and Kristen portrayed that scene so incredibly perfectly. It is seriously beyond words. Everything down to Edward's intense coldness, to Bella's soft gasps, to Edward's facial expression as he kissed her on the forehead before he left. Everything was perfect. I imagine that must have been an incredibly difficult scene to shoot, and I for one can not wait to see it on the big screen.

It actually really does surprise me that Summit released such a significant part of the movie. I do understand that the audience at the Rome Film Festival got to see 20 minutes worth of footage, but seriously Summit? You are not that stupid. They obviously knew that someone would have a video device on their cell phone and it would end up on youtube within a matter of hours. The break up scene and the clock tower scene are two of the most anticipated scenes of New Moon. Do I feel a bit dirty having watched them? Absolutely. Do I wish I would have waited to see it in theatres? Absolutely. I however, am a sucker for punishment. I hate surprises and frequently ruin things for myself, and regretting it later.

So that is a bit of how I feel on the breakup scene. I can't wait to see this movie. November 19th at 10pm.I.AM.ALL.OVER.IT.

On an ending note, let me say this. Please Summit, stop releasing clips. It's just getting a bit too far now, and I think I speak for more than just myself when I say that we want to wait to see the rest in theatres. This movie deserves extreme HD status. Not some crappy video, that is on an angle, posted on youtube.

And also, why I am being a bit sentimental. I need to say this. Thank you so much to everyone who is enjoying this blog so far. Carrie and myself are both working extremely hard to try and bring you the best of the best, the most interesting and the most up to date Twilight Saga News. We have been receiving amazing support and comments and it truely does mean the world to us. Now please don't break up with me:(:(:(

I love you al1!!

xoxox.
Rachel. 

Biggest TwiFan??

Alright ladies and gentleman. It's time to get serious here. We all know how much amazing merch there was for Twilight, and now even more for New Moon. So my question to you is this..how many Twilight goodies can one person really collect??

Well thanks to one of our amazing readers, followers and friend @Robstenfan she has proved to us that you really can collect a whole bunch of you are dedicated enough.

So that got us thinking, who is the biggest TwiFan out there? Is it PattinsonPants lady? is it @Robstenfan? Is it those crazy lunatic stalker bitches girls that nearly strangled Rob?? 

So,  we are proposing a little "fan-off" (yeah I know, I'm totes creative) if you will. We want to know where the biggest TwiFan is, and we want to know if he/she can beat out @Robstenfan's collection. Hey, you never know, it could be @LaineyGossip. She could just be chillen out in her VanCity apartment, all decked out in her New Moon pj's, covered up in a Twilight blanket with an Edward Cullen pillow. All the while reading New Moon, while watching Twilight on DVD, eating her Twilight candy hearts and drinking some vodka fruit punch out of the New Moon cup she stole from the local Cineplex. So TwiFan, come out come out wherever you are..and leave some links to YOUR personal Twilight memorabilia collection in the comment section. If you can beat out @Robstenfan's collection, you might just get a little prize!!

Check these pictures for @Robstenfans personal collection!!

 

 

 

 

 

Don't forget to leave your comments and the links to your TwiMerch in the comments section!!

xoxo.

Rachel.

 

Charlie Bewley..how I <3 thee...

So as I posted a few days ago, recently I have been into finding out more about Charlie Bewley(RESEARCH, not stalking. there is a difference peeps.) I wanted to know what it was that made me so interested in him all of a sudden. It was completely random, didn't see it coming. One minute I was all "omg, that new picture of Rob is so hot", the next minute I was doing google image and youtube searches on Charlie.

Now, for those who DON'T know(and you call yourselves fans! PFFT!) who Charlie Bewley is. He plays Demitri in New Moon as well as Eclipse. So I created just..a little idea..of what the conversation would be like, if TwilightNinjas were to interview Charlie.


RachelNinja: *stares awkwardly*
Charlie: *cough* uhm..so yeah, you had some questions?
RachelNinja: *stares awkwardly*
Charlie: What? Why are you just staring at me? Do you have some sort of problem? *turns to agent* Is this a charity event?
RachelNinja: *smiles*
Charlie: Is this a joke? WHY are you wasting my time?!
RachelNinja: *giggles* you're pretty
Charlie: Alright, look, just ask me to give a letter to Rob and get it over with already!
RachelNinja: Rob? Is he here? *starts daydreaming*
Charlie: Hey!! YOU!! snap out of it!
RachelNinja: Erm..well, I don't have a letter for Rob but I have a poem for you.
Charlie: A poem for me? Now this really must be a joke.
RachelNinja: *stares awkwardly*
Charlie: Well, if you do have a poem, and must read it, then...STOP STARING AT ME!
RachelNinja: *smiles*
Charlie: You're doing it again! you seriously have problems!! wtf is going on here?! just read the damn poem!
RachelNinja: K, uhm. I'm a little nervous...
Charlie: Really? It wasn't obvious.
RachelNinja: *stares awkwardly*
Charlie: GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!
RachelNinja: OH! right..err..uhmm..okay...
                       *Roses are red.
                         Violets are blue.
                         Demitri is bad.
                         I bet you are too.* *winks*
Charlie: *crickets*
RachelNinja: *stares awkwardly*
Charlie: *stunned* That was either the worst thing or the most amazing thing I have ever heard!
RachelNinja: *smiles* I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
                       **FADE TO BLACK**

So there we have it folks. Obv, I am not a tool and would never act that way, but it's still funny nonetheless!!

and to top it off, here are some cute Charley vids I found!






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I hope you all enjoyed!!

xoxo.
Rachel.
PS. I really do clearly <3 Charlie Bewley. 

Completely..random..

So not that long ago, I was having a conversation with a lovely, dear friend @mcRKlovin (shes pretty awesome.) I somehow started talking about how I wish I could just stay home all day and not work..said that I would much rather stay at home doing Twilight stuff than actually go to the office(sad, right?) Anyways..I had said.."well maybe Summit will hire me..then I would get paid to do Twilight related work..". Now, every once in awhile..I tend to just come up with imaginary conversations that entertain me. So, I happened to come up with one..in the event that I was about to start my first day at Summit Entertainment.

I am going to embarass myself further by posting it on here, and sharing it with all of our amazing readers(WHOM I LOOOOVE!!)

Anyways,

enjoy!!


*walk into office...find personal office..set framed rob picture on desk*
Boss: "Hi Rachel, I am "insert name here" the head of "insert division here" for Summit. Welcome aboard.
Rachel: "Thanks, uhm..when can I see rob?"
Boss: "So, we would like you to file the papers on your desk, and respond to all email. This will get you more familiarized with the company"
Rachel: "k, uhm...when can I see Kristen?"

Boss: "Now, let me take you on a tour, to get you better aquainted with your surroundings."

Rachel : "Already found the washrooms on my way in. That's all I need to know. Why are you denying Robsten?"
Boss: "Well, alright, let me introduce you to your personal assistant then."
Rachel : "Is his name Rob?"
Boss: "What?"
Rachel: "My personal assistant, is his name Rob?"
Boss: "No, I am afraid not.
Rachel : "Is her name Kristen?"
Boss: "what?"
Rachel: "IS HER NAME KRISTEN? you know...KSTEW..stewy...?"
Boss: "No, I am afraid not."
Rachel : "When can I see the Robsten sex tape?"
Boss: "Excuse me? What?"
Rachel : "WOW! you people are slow.WHEN.CAN.I.SEE.THE.ROBSTEN.SEX.TAPE?!"
Boss: "I do think that is rather inappropriate."
Rachel: "So no Robsten sex tape, and neither Rob NOR Kristen are my personal assistant?"
Boss: No, afraid not.
Rachel :" Fuck, you stuck me with Taylor didn't you..."
Boss :" No, I am afraid not."
Rachel :" You say that alot. This blows. No robsten no nothing. Im out."

I hope you like my random..moronic posts!! Every day, I am going to try and post..just something completely random, sometimes twi-related, sometimes just really entertaining stuff I find on the interwebs!!

LOVE YOU ALL!!!