There is a new book coming out this month the gives us all tips on how to date a vampire. These will come in handy when we all find our own Edward Cullen. Good to know how to act around these immortal guys.
Ever wonder what it would take to get your own Edward Cullen (or is Angel from Buffy the Vampire Slayer more your type)? Well, whatever your preference, author Sophie Collins'How to Date a Vampire is the perfect step-by-step manual to bag the perfect bloodsucker!
A few tips given on dating a cold one:
1) Be yourself. Vampires can tell when you aren't being honest (duh). No need to hide who you are; he will love you for you!
2) Consider taking up Latin dancing or even ballroom dancing. Ya never know: the instructor might be the fanged one you are looking for!
3) Avoid places like graveyards. Nothing that lurks in a graveyard is going to be too friendly.
4) When he stares at your neck, take that as a sign. It only means he wants you for one thing!
5) Never ask how old he is. You may not like the answer – unless, of course, you need help with your history homework.
6) Perfect date: The movies! It's dark, discreet and guarantees you at least two hours with the man of your nightmares... I mean, dreams! Movies not your style? Try the carnival. You've always wanted that giant Panda so why not let him win it for you with his perfect baseball pitch. (Okay so that might be a little bit of cheating, but who's gonna tell?)
2) Consider taking up Latin dancing or even ballroom dancing. Ya never know: the instructor might be the fanged one you are looking for!
3) Avoid places like graveyards. Nothing that lurks in a graveyard is going to be too friendly.
4) When he stares at your neck, take that as a sign. It only means he wants you for one thing!
5) Never ask how old he is. You may not like the answer – unless, of course, you need help with your history homework.
6) Perfect date: The movies! It's dark, discreet and guarantees you at least two hours with the man of your nightmares... I mean, dreams! Movies not your style? Try the carnival. You've always wanted that giant Panda so why not let him win it for you with his perfect baseball pitch. (Okay so that might be a little bit of cheating, but who's gonna tell?)
How to Date a Vampire also comes complete with those ever popular "How much does he love me" quizzes and your very own Vampire Diary! It's a very funny (and interactive) book that you'll want by your side the next time you see a pale, brooding hottie staring you down.
xoxo
Carrie
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