Buzzwords 2009

2009 has brought a lot of buzzwords and some are from Twilight.

The Buzzwords of 2009

You could Tweet all the highlights of 2009 and still have time for dithering. But to catalog the lingo? It would be like one long torture memo. We need to impose a timetable. Let’s get right to our full plate.

It was a year for birthers, deathers and Tenthers to go all nine-iron on the Obama brand.

Catchphrases and buzzwords can tell us much about a year past — what resonated, what stuck, what the year revealed about the sensibility of the nation, whether you’re a wise Latina woman, a mini-Madoff, a teabagger or Balloon Boy.

But if ever there were a year to put buzzwords before a death panel, this would be it, before the aporkalypse comes.

If the year were a Government Motors car, it would be a clunker. There was so much distraction. Things like Great Recessions and mancessions will do that, distract you (like a Dracula sneeze). So will texting while driving, which is far more dangerous in the scheme of things than sexting (unless it’s sexting while driving), and maybe even hiking the Appalachian Trail. Whatever, it was a year when a lot of people acted stupidly.

What is there to say about a period in which Tea Parties, swine flu parties and a beer summit became desirable social engagements in certain circles?

If you think any of this sounds fun, you lie.

If this year were a state dinner, even the Salahis wouldn’t Salahi it.

If it were a purity test, it would be Scozzafava’d.

So let’s just call it an El Stiffo, pull the trigger and have Sully ditch the whole year in the Hudson. Declare 2009 a mulligan. You know Tiger wishes he could.

But that’s a public option. I’mma let you finish. —Mark Leibovich

Grant Barrett’s buzzwords for 2009:

drive like a Cullen

To drive like a bat out of hell, like a member of the Cullen family in the “Twilight” vampire books by Stephenie Meyer.

Read the rest of the list at the source

xoxo

Carrie